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BUYING A LAMBORGHINI! (Funny Prank Calls)
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You cheeky dick waffle.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved merKmusic so much, I had looked all the videos
>I pray to merKmusic every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve
been given
>”merKmusic is love” I say; “merKmusic is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for merKmusic
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a cloud of KOOSH is moving towards my window
>It’s merKmusic
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “Hi faZe BooCe here.”
>He grabs me with his powerful MLG hands and puts me down onto my Xbox 360
>I’m ready
>I spread my game library for merKmusic
>He penetrates my Xbox 360 disk tray with COD GHosts
>It hurts my Xbox so much but i let him do it anyway
>I can feel my Xbox tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push him the fuck away
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my xbox headset with his spit
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “HE HIT(…)HE HIT.”
>MerKmusic leaves through my window
>MerKmusic is love i say Merkmusic is life.
yeah i literally shit myself writing this
“Is it possible to get seeds and grow a car?” lel
Any.. Anybody want some Nissan Weeds from me ..
I was only nine years old…
14th
Erik, seriously it’s time to stop hanging with kids
Nissan Tree, 10/10
420,252,674,252,673,642,467,342,356,111,245,674,326,853,340 Prank calls
videos left!
here m3rk
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*Well hotdoggidy-dog!*…I need to go out and get two new things:
A lamburgauer, and a Nissan Seed to grow a Nissan Tree.
Thanx for the edumacationz M3RK! XD
I need to get me a Nisan tree. I heard they’re very rare these days…
Aw… No more Haunted outro…
omg i need
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(SCREAMS)
Call 911 and ask for drugs, pasta and hookers while using that nerd voice.
what if pinocchio said ” my nose will now grow . ” ?
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And I was only 11 years old!
why are all ur friends half ur age? No hate, luv the vids jus sayan’…
Prank call Gold + Silver for battletoads.
Did anyone guess jesse was umm
I don’t always comment but when i do
MERK DEFRIEND SOME PEOPLE ON XBOX CAUSE I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND AND PLAY
WITH YOU :'( !
0:05 R.I.P. Headphone users :D
2nd :3
Last night i dreamed that i met you when im awake i just like HOLY FUCK! <3
:D
Anime sucks dick. *sits back* now lets watch the hate
Hehehe. I want to do this, buuuuuuuut I don’t want to buy a Skype
membership.
Checkout my channel we are a small community but I want to hit 100 subs by
the end of the week ik it’s a long shot but ik we can do it
FIRST AND FIRST LIKE
How can M3RKMUS1C have 9999 billion subscribers when there is only 301+
people on the earth?
Leonardo Di KARPio. (just thought i put it out there)
No comments?
CALL 001-202-324-3000 ( it is not the FBI)
Like so he can see it
Hey! your friendly nayberhud spooderman! Heree and we wud Liek to watche an
anime caold boku no pico! We heere at spoo predeductions liekd iet wech
noew.
Nissan tree and branch!
XD Priceless!!!
Btw why are your friends younger than you by like 3 years?… Just askin.
Neon Trees?
0:03 Im Soo fucking dead XD
There’s a Kia Cee’d.
“LAMBURGER!!” *dying*
my ears:(
ya ever notice the pics in merks videos change
Weinerberg!!!
Doth thy booce still accept subscriber faces to be place into videos?
(Translate: Does Merk still take the faces people send him to put into
videos?)
Want sum fuk big boi?!?
Who’s Andrew in the video?
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